Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Political Musings

Since the political season is finally over, I wanted to write a few words about some of my favorite characters. I hope you don't mind.

Hillary Billary dock
Hillary Billary dock,
The Hillary lost to Barack.
The girl was done,
She wasn’t the one!
Hillary Billary dock.

Hillary Billary dock,
The Hillary lost to Barack.
Her Bill was never true,
The dress made us all go ewe!
Hillary Billary dock.

Little John McCain
Oh my little John
Oh what did you do
We all voted
But not all for you

Oh my little John
Oh what did you do
We wanted to root for the war hero
But Barack was better looking than you

Oh my little John
Oh what did you do
We liked some of your policies
But Oprah supported him, not you

Oh my little John
Oh what did you do
We will miss you and Sarah Palin
But mostly her totally awesome hairdo

The Barack Obama Club
Sung to the mickey mouse club theme music
Who’s the leader of the world
The new pres of the USA?
B-A-R
A-C-K
O-B-A-M-A

Hey, you! Hi, you! Yo, there!
Here everyone’s got a say!
B-A-R
A-C-K
O-B-A-M-A

Barack Obama! John McCain!
Barack Obama! John McCain!

Forever let us hold our leader high!
High! High! High! High!

Come along and join the throng
The world gets better every day
B-A-R
A-C-K
O-B-A-M-A

4 comments:

Laura said...

I especially like the Mickey Mouse song----how about a song about prop 8?

Bonnie said...

Brandon! I must meet you again in person soon! A scholar, a romantic, super daddy, politcally correct in every way and now a sculptor and poet! AND...you love Christmas!

I would love to know your secret~did you send a subtle hint that it is Mountain Dew?

You should have Laura link this post to her blog so everyone can read it! The Mickey Mouse Club song thing is hilarious!

By the way...is your dad married?

Of course he is...just kidding!

Dan Bartholomew said...

A poet, a true poet! And a minstrel and balldeer!

Grrr-pa

Laura said...

He is pretty dreamy. I have to admit!!!